We're not keeping sane
A girl can hope...
[ That's What Gabe Said // Ye olde Flickr ]
The name's Ashton.
24. Pacific Northwest.
Heroes: Pauly Shore, R Kelly, Rip Taylor.
I am a feisty bear. I am a timid critter.
I am a rebel nerd.
I am dorky, quirky, spunky, yada yada.
I am a planner: always planning, always scheming.
I am fun loving, easy going, and indecisive.
I am a hopeless romantic, and an oxymoron of a realistic dreamer and an outspoken passive.
I am genuinely caring but sarcastic as all get out.
I am vulgar, inappropriate, and mostly unreserved - but I know when to be proper.
I am simple.
I am a goofball.
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“I feel like all my kids grew up and then they married each other. It’s every parent’s dream.”
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WHEN DWIGHT CALLED PAM HIS BEST FRIEND
Zachary Rose’s Petheadz is our favorite thing today.
He shoots photos of Toronto pets and their owners and does an incredible job of merging them into one.
via Instagram Blog
Yes.
whaaaaaaaaat?
(via vintagedisneyparks)
Why don’t I hear people talking about this movie more?! Siiiiggghh…“Go and have experiences with your own people. I’ll be right here… I’m a human. I’m not a dog… And you’re a Jack Russell and that’s a breed… Your personality was created by this guy John Russell, who was a hunting enthusiast in the 1800’s. And he bred your ancestors for their stamina and their courage for the hunt. You think you’re you and you want to chase the foxes, but… other people planted that in you years ago. And now somewhat arbitrarily you’re considered very cute by us humans. And we keep breeding you not to chase foxes, but to be cute. And we put you in television shows, and movies, and you’re chasing tennis balls because they’re as close to a fox as you’re gonna get.”
This is my favorite thing.GR8 GATSBY SPOILERS I THINK?
BITCHES BE TWERKIN AND THRERE BE RAPPIN WTF KIND OF 1920S BULLSHIT BE THIS
It’s funny how our tastes change - sometimes you just need to be in a different place or time to “get” something. I read The Great Gastby in high school and couldn’t have cared less about it. I read it a couple years later and thought it was boring as all get out…I don’t think I had yet developed a real appreciation for reading, in general, quite yet.I decided to give it one more shot a couple of weeks ago, in preparation for the movie (which I have been excited for, despite my lack of fondness of the book) and, I’m not sure exactly what has changed since last time I read it but this time, I was totally keen on it. I can’t stop thinking about it now…
And, I really enjoyed the movie. That’s all I’m going to say about it now.
Except that, I have decided that I will no longer be going to opening nights of movies I care about (or ones that I don’t care about, because that would be silly). I don’t know what it is about opening nights that make people feel like it is okay to be noisy and to talk during the movie. I assure you, you do not need to make a comment every time something significant happens. I despise you people.
This guy likes to take his MASSIVE pig for walks on campus. I believe his name is Beef. Most people would like to say “Only in Portland,” but they are actually from Atlanta. (at South Park Blocks)
“However vast the darkness, we must supply our own light.”
I made this map for the road trip Gabe and I took two summers ago. It’s super goofy but I love how it turned out - can’t wait to get it printed and up on our wall!
And, we’ve reached our minimum goal that should allow us to take another similar trip this August. Starting to compile our must-see list now! Suggestions very welcome and very appreciated!
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